“Liiiiip Shiiiiit Queeeeers! You want a real queer-fuck, well here they come – Lip Shit Queeeers!!”
So the Lip Shit Queers continues they’re fight for everbodys right to have a real, proper queer-fuck – hell yeah! With electro-music and queer performance it’s like the queer-fuck revolution is all over them, sending out queer energy wich spreads it self out in every heteronormative corner in the world.
Ok, so Lip Shit Queers are here. Or at least me, Shameless Simon. Yeah, because Berlinda is lying on the floor, sleeping, with the cutest rubber-panties on her. They are pink, really tight and with a vibrating blue frog at the front. It’s still vibrating, can’t belive it has’nt ran out of batteries, like it’s been on all night. Me and Berlinda had some of our lovers here yesterday but they just went out for some sugar and tofu-burgers. We’ve had a couple of rough days me and Berlinda behind us. So last night we just went crazy and had a big party. It was nice. Relly queer-nice. Yeah, we really felt we had to have some multiple orgasms to cope with life. And, yeah, now it feels so much better with everything!
Last week we were performing at this conference in Linköping “Transgender studies and theories - building up the field in a nordic context”. Yeah, it was soo queer. De La Grace was there, and yeah, Del was really hot. Next time I just have to put som ice in their navel! Del talked about intersexuality and showed some of their work, it was so queer. We also listened to Sany Stone, and like, is she a hardcore feminist or what? And she knows like a lot about the body and can transfer her clitoris where ever other place on her body she wants to. So that I really thought was interesting and something I really wanted to try out. So I started to do like this exercises with my mind and I succeeded with transfering my clitoris to my elbow juring our performence that evening. So under our song called “Queer-fuck” I started to stimulate my elbow. It felt really good! And by the time the song was over I had like three orgasm!
So after this conference I’ve been exploring this a bit more. Yesterday morning I transfered my clitoris to my nose, but then I forgot it there and went out to see a friend who recently got a puppy. Ok, so the puppy was really cute and I tooked it in my arms to hugh it. The puppy went really excited and started to lick my nose... that felt so greate and I had like the sweetest orgasm ever! But then I felt a bit bad because... well I’ve just had sex with a minor dog. But if I count dog-years in to human-years I think the puppy was at least 6 years old. Ok, so maby that is very young. But at least here in sweden it is’nt illegal to have sex with an animal. It’s stands under the same section in the lawbook as homosexuality, it’s both legal. And there it does’nt say anything about the animals age. Ok, so what was done was done. For further experiments with my clitoris I have to remember to put it back were it belongs with my genitals.
Oh, so now Berlinda finally is waking up! She looks like such a mess, a queer mess offcourse! And the frog still vibrates. I think the frog is made by silicon and that is really good, cause me, I’m a bit sensitive to rubber, all my dildos are in silicon. Ok, so I’m ready for another queer-fuck and I think Berlinda is to, our lovers will be back pretty soon I think.
This is the Lip Shit Queers reporting from queer-fuck corner in Malmö, Sweden.
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